The other day, during one of my ventures, I happened to pass this lamppost in the picture below.The lamppost itself was – of course – absolutely interesting, but even more intriguing was the message that was written on it.
” Horny Chicks txt 0211674366 for a gd time ”
Let us overlook the fact that the word ‘horny’ is misspelled and should be ‘hornEy’.
Let us also overlook the fact that if you, the sender of this message, can not be bothered to write the words ‘text’ and ‘good’ in full, then why do you think others should be bothered to respond?
No, no, what I am scratching my head about is why it is that apparently only horney chicks are allowed to have a good time. Only horney chicks are allowed to have a good time and evidently so much so that a special 24/7 hotline (pun intended) has been erected (pun intended) to accommodate this need for those chicks. Doesn’t the sender of this message know that if a horney chick – any horney chick – wants to have a good time, then all she needs to do is go to the nearest pub? Or any other place where at least one non-gay man or lesbian is present? Why do horney chicks need a special telephone operated service as well? Don’t they have enough already?
Now, as I am not a horney chick I cannot do this myself, but if you are (or willing to pretend to be one), then call that number. Call or text (for you Europeans: “text” is spelled as “SMS”) that number and inform what services are available. That’s 0211674366, or 0064211674366 if you’re texting internationally. Just inform what services are available. And how those services can deliver a good time. And – of course – why those services are only available to horney chicks.
Please, do feel invited to share your experience in the comments. Let’s end this #nonhorneychickophobia. For the greater good…the greater good.