Original post date: 29 August 2014
What I learned today:
When a human tells you to “look at the birdie”, then that’s not what they mean. Instead, it means they’re about to blind you with a big flash of light coming from some sort of pawheld device.
Hrmpfff. Not impressed. I might have to leave another headless rat on their pillow tonight as a reminder of what I’m capable of…